Look at my boots, loser – the leather is all blunt and the soles are dirty. Arent you here to keep all of my boots and heels spotless at all times? Youll now start to clean these boots with your tongue and polish them – and if Im not satisfied with your performance, youll get a bunch of very painful kicks to your balls. Maybe that will motivate you properly! Come on, get on your knees and spread your legs – so I can kick your useless balls – and then youll continue licking … until Im satisfied! Ill meet some friends later – and I wont show up there with dirty boots!
