Are you wondering why I brought rubber gloves? Youll see why very shortly … but first, let me take off my heels and show you something … 2 croissants that spent a few hours in my shoes, got crushed and flattened by my feet and got nicely soaked in my foot sweat! But today, youll get them even more disgusting than usual … and for that, I need the rubber gloves! Last night, a bunch of my girlfriends visited me – and we all used this single toilet! And now Ill use the croissants to give the toilet a first rough clean … Ill wipe the toilet seat and the bowl with your croissants … so theyre not only soaked in foot sweat, but also with a bunch of toilet dirt! And then youll clean the toilet with your tongue … I want it to be absolutely spotlessly clean! And then youll eat your croissants … and dont dare to throw up! Maybe afterwards Ill clean your teeth with the dirty toilet brush as well?!
