Ive once again prepared something very special for you. Dont you wonder why I ordered you not to eat anything? Can you hear the sound it makes when I dangle my feet? Yes … Im wearing something for you in these sneakers … you know how much they make my feet sweat, right? And Ive some croissants for you in them … but I took it a step further and not only put the croissants in nylons … I also wrapped my feet in plastic wrap before putting on the sneakers. Tightly wrapped in plastic, it feels like my feet are in a sauna … Im sure the croissants will be extra juicy today … completely soaked in my foot sweat! Come a little closer as I unwrap your dinner … but theyre still not ready to be eaten by you … First, Ill add some spit as well … and then clean the dirty soles of my sneakers on them as well … and then youll eat them! Youll eat them completely – no crumb will be left behind – do you understand?!
