As my pupil you are absolutely useless. Always arriving too late because you are just too stupi at life. Youll never get anywhere, thats for sure. You are too useless, too stuid to perform even the most ridiculous tasks I give you. So today youre going to pay your penance and serve a detention. Better yet, Ill sit on you! Im going to make myself comfortable on your face and let you suffer under me. You must now face the consequences of your failure. You are my living seat cushion, understand? At least youll be useful for something!
