Its a really hot day today – perfect to prepare an extreme slave meal for you. Its over 30°C / 90° F outside – normally thats why too hot to go jogging … but for what Ive planned, that just perfect! I put a little croissant under each of my feet – right at the toes where they sweat the most – and then I wrap my feet in cling wrap so seal them perfectly, before I put on my running shoes. My feet always get pretty sweaty but wrapped in plastic and with the heat … its going to be extreme! Youre allowed to join me for my run, and I even take my time to show you the state of your meal in between. When we get back, I take off my shoes and unwrap my feet – to finally give you your meal. The croissants are basically wet and drenched in foot sweat … and youll now get to eat them! I dont care if you think thats too extreme and too disgusting – youll eat all of it and thank me for preparing such a meal for you! And obviously, youll lick off all the foot sweat from my feet as well! Got hungry? Maybe I can prepare some sweaty croissants for you next?
