Look at my dirty white socks – Ive already worn them for 3 days straight and theyre already pretty smelly. But Im going to refine them even more – by wearing them for a long run now! And while Im jogging, Im going to prepare a special disgusting snack for you! I spit a couple of times on the bread and then put the slices into my dirty stinky socks – right beneath the balls of my feet and my toes – this way theyre getting the full aroma from above and below for you! Then I put on my running shoes, quickly go into a supermarket and then finally start my big run. While Im running the bread will absorb the fresh foot sweat from my feet, the old foot sweat from my socks and of course my divine spit – and then youll eat all of it! Under the pressure of my body, my feet and toes left a nice imprint on the bread and Im sure the taste will be pretty intense! Come on, open your mouth and take a first bite – thats just the right food for a foot slave like you!
